June 2011
155 posts
I'm just sayin', you could do better
Tell me have...
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Me...
Pseudonym is the name
Falsehood the game.
Pronouns are the mask that I reside.
The mask is permanent and as solid as cement
Hands so cool it evaporates thy conscience,
Violence is a foe, so…
War on the violence; hence banishment
Upstate is the punishment-the comatose state.
There will be no debate-no politics
No judge but the pronouns
Emotions aside, but love resides
Triumphant when...
Put a number in my ask. →
01. Best friend 02. Sexuality 03. Favorite color 04. Relationship status 05. Ideal mate 06. Turn-ons 07. Last kiss 08. Favorite food 09. Crushes 10. Favorite music 11. Biggest fear 12. Biggest dream 13. Bad habits 14. Biggest regret 15. Best kept secrets 16. Most hilarious (intentionally or otherwise) sexual/romantic experience 17. Biggest insecurity
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Simply...
Hate the fact that I’m starting to dislike psychology because of the person teaching it and way in which it is being taught.
Clothes are so difficult to rip, without someone...
Yet so easily ripped on sex mode
When your parents used to count to 3 when you were...
pinkrangerwasalesbian:
xxcoolstorybroxx:
threeloveit:
Them: “ONE.”
You:
Them: “TWO.”
You:
Them: “THR-“
You:
OKAY OKAY I’M SORRY!
OH MY GOD DON’T HURT ME
LMAOOO THIS!!!
Oh god, this really was what it was like when my parents counted to three.
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BEST DIVORCE LETTER, EVER! →
pinkrangerwasalesbian:
fuckyeahlaughters:
Dear Wife,
I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you came home & didn’t even notice I had a new haircut,...
That awkward moment when you enter the wrong...
rachaelwowzie:
THEM:
And then YOU:
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No Deus Ex Machina: Just watched Glee's season... →
lovemesomejack:
REALLY HOPING FOR BRITTANA TO MAKE THE CLOSE.
How it went down:
1. Ok. Lockers. Check. You notice how 90 percent of the Brittana plot line takes place by the lockers? That’s why my anticipation builds every time they’re in the hallway. It means PAY CLOSE ATTENTION: Brittana scene is up and…
Spontaneity is Sexy
When you're supposed to be cleaning, but just end...
idk-blogthing:
this is me all the time. lol
IT'S A CHICKEN STRIP.
How people use their fans
tinaayy:
Rich People:
Poor people:
Idiots:
Watch
