When your parents used to count to 3 when you were in trouble.
Them: “ONE.”
You:
Them: “TWO.”
You:
Them: “THR-“
You:
OKAY OKAY I’M SORRY!
OH MY GOD DON’T HURT ME
LMAOOO THIS!!!
Oh god, this really was what it was like when my parents counted to three.


